Jokes are good for the brain
April 3rd 2007 10:51
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Just a quick run through the net came up with the following funnies.
I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
Apparently, hearing and enjoying a good joke stimulates several different areas of the brain and from that point of view "laughter really is the best medecine"
Like (recall a mosquito ordering an O-positive Bloody Mary in A Bug's Life),
have to wonder if some music executives have finally found two brain cells to rub together. Or if they are just late with their April's Fools jokes.
Another April Fool's day joke.... Astronomer Pat Moore in 1995, said Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, and reduce the earth’s gravity.
and another...Taco-Bell in 1996 announced it bought Philadelphia’s Liberty Bell.
Google introduced two prank services: Gmail Paper, which claimed to deliver users' e-mails in paper form, and Google TiSP, which promised a free wireless network that would operate through sewage lines.
And from About: Political Humour a Clinton Joke
Hillary's Deal With the Devil
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer...
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"
"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.
"A pandering media?" she asked.
"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.
"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.
"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So...what's the catch?"
The mosquito and the last one are my favourites
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