Ha! You sucked me in! Thats my Indian name...Did you know Im planning a horse dance ala John Marc Imber who did 'Reins of Fire' a few years ago. Mine's better, but I need space to train. With big speakers. Horses dont got no rhythym!
We've just had the Melbourne cup over hear, andd watching the horses was such a treat, they are magnificent creatures and in the past absolutely indispensable to man, before they were taken over by artificial horsepower. They seem so intelligent to me.
Magnus is most assuredly gay. Thought you would have picked up on that by now? When he rests a back foot, he does it with a flamboyant twist. When he runs around, he practically flaps his hands in the air and waves his tail from side to side. He utterly adores having his temperature taken, and backs up for the colt....They pash...Tongues and everything. Ive been trying to get a photo of it. We have been saying for years he should be the Mardigras Mascot - He'd love to prance about covered in glitter.
And get this. He hates straight men, but is an absolute kitten for gay boys and ladies.
Ha ha ha ha, LOL, you often give me a laugh but I'm slow on the blog talk and forget to say it, with a name like Magnus I felt sure he'd be into the fillies and I'm not talking cream cheese here.
Cant believe you didnt guess - I said he was the exact definition of 'show pony'. When we buy him a new rug, we have to take it out in the packaging so he can get excited over the new present. He likes all his gear to match and gets cranky if it doesnt. He is very particular about his makeup and hair and always throws flirtatious glances at the judges.
Even when he had all his boy bits, he wasnt interested in the girls and amped up on agression and muscles, attacking everyone. He'd much rather sit and chat with the girls over getting nails done and do we prefer clear polish, black polish, or clear on white feet and black on black feet? Essential issues for a show horse.
You should have guessed when I told you he licks his white socks clean!
Im guessing you dont know any gay boys. So much fun!
K, there are a few here, but none seem to demonstrate the talents you define, however life is full of surprises, I have known a few homosexuals, but they generally had a serious turn of mind, although I did know one who wore black nail polish to University and was a very snappy dresser, I didn't know whether he was gay or just a flamboyant male, but others sorted me out.
I liked him, he was a nice young man and would even put up with me when he found himself 'left out' but if anyone young would tolerate him, he much preferred the young to me, understandable I guess.
Another demonstrated some flamboyance and gay characteristics but I wasn't sure just what he was.
What did you do with Magnus' bits. I hope you had his permission.
I cant say I had his permission....He actually cried while it was being done. We had no choice, he has a genetic fault so he couldnt breed, and he was so agressive he was a danger to himself and everyone else.
The vet took his bits. Pretty sure they got eaten.
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You'll be able to choreograph them with computer art.
Do get them listening to some great music, it might just bring out the rhythm in them, How's my Magnus, didn't see him in the cup, yesterday.
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I explained to Magnus that horses actually run - 2 miles or so no less - and he fainted dead away at such a horrific idea.
He would rather be up in the stands in a fashionable rug and hat watching. Drinking wine. That horse loves wine.
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Glad they give you so much pleasure Lester.
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And get this. He hates straight men, but is an absolute kitten for gay boys and ladies.
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Oh, my almighty Magnus, how you've done me wrong.
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Even when he had all his boy bits, he wasnt interested in the girls and amped up on agression and muscles, attacking everyone. He'd much rather sit and chat with the girls over getting nails done and do we prefer clear polish, black polish, or clear on white feet and black on black feet? Essential issues for a show horse.
You should have guessed when I told you he licks his white socks clean!
Im guessing you dont know any gay boys. So much fun!
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I liked him, he was a nice young man and would even put up with me when he found himself 'left out' but if anyone young would tolerate him, he much preferred the young to me, understandable I guess.
Another demonstrated some flamboyance and gay characteristics but I wasn't sure just what he was.
What did you do with Magnus' bits. I hope you had his permission.
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The vet took his bits. Pretty sure they got eaten.