BRENTON'S New Look!
May 12th 2007 08:37
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Below appears our Brenton,
His makeover now complete,
He still wears designer shirts
and tie so he feels complete
He wishes to assure us
despite his rainbow hues,
as his girlfriend well knows.
Caught in a bar room brawl,
he's missing a few teeth,
one has turned quite black
in its infected socket.
White's of eyes are now quite grey,
Doctor says they'll recover,
if he just stays off the booze
for a week or two or seven.
He went to the hair stylist,
to create his expensive image,
now he must sweep floors there daily
as he couldn't pay the bill
He told his special stylist
he had money due from Google
I've heard of them said she askance
but I must earn a living.
Still wishing to seem manly
Our Brenton's grown his long moustache,
it reaches the floor by inches
now he's no longer on the grass
He stands before us proudly
his girlfriend unimpressed by his new image,
Get out and earn a living, jerk
Or I'm no longer in it.
alas our own poor Brenton,
will have to find a job,
he loved himself on Orble
and could smell those million dollars
despite his love of money
Brenton's lost his smell,
katyzzz told him how his nose works
but with his, he smells like Hell
Now Brenton's found a job at last,
he is now washing all those dishes
but he'll be back before too long
before Jon shows him the door
and then he'd have to DIGG it!
Below appears our own beloved Brenton, with his new image!
Brenton's new image.
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